I’VE FINALLY MADE SOMETHING USEFUL: STAGE SHORTS!
Elasticated waistband with drawcords; a mesh lined inner so you can wear them on stage with no underwear without your nuts (or lady region) hanging out the side and showing everyone in the front row so you get fully cancelled. Blastbeat Cult pocket design on the leg which is different from the stage shirt’s design so you don’t look like you’re wearing one of those lame uniforms like those lame uniform bands “oOoH wE mAtCh”.
Side pockets for storage, AND SWEAT WICKING Neoteric™ fabric which means it will dry FAST on tour and you won’t smell like complete garbage 4 shows in*
*you might, IDK how stinky you are fam.
DISPATCHING ON 28TH AUGUST
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