PENTAGRAM STAGE SHORTS
I’VE FINALLY MADE SOMETHING USEFUL: STAGE SHORTS!
Elasticated waistband with drawcords; a mesh lined inner so you can wear them on stage with no underwear without your nuts (or lady region) hanging out the side and showing everyone in the front row so you get fully cancelled. Embroidered downbeat pentagram design on the leg.
Side pockets for storage, AND SWEAT WICKING Neoteric™ fabric which means it will dry FAST on tour and you won’t smell like complete garbage 4 shows in*.
*you might, IDK how stinky you are fam.
DISPATCHING W/C 28TH OCTOBER
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