ONLY FLAMS SHIRT

– ONLY FANS IS A COOL AND EMPOWERING WEBSITE WHERE PEOPLE CAN MONETISE HOW HOT THEY ARE. IN THIS CLIMATE I WISH I COULD MAKE MONEY DOING THIS BUT I LOOK LIKE A TURTLE WITHOUT ITS SHELL AND MY PENIS IS HIDEOUSLY MALFORMED.
– A FLAM IS A COOL THING YOU DO IN DRUMMING WHERE YOU HIT A DRUM WITH TWO STICKS AT NEARLY THE SAME TIME. THINK ABOUT THE DRUM AT START OF MISERY BUSINESS BY PARAMORE OR DOOMSDAY BY ARCHITECTS. THAT’S A FLAM. I USUALLY MAKE MONEY FROM PLAYING FLAMS.
– AS AN OBJECTIVELY HILARIOUS ENTREPRENEUR, I’VE COMBINED THE TWO THINGS WITH A SIMPLE PUN WHICH SHOULD HOPEFULLY PROVIDE ME WITH MONEY FOR FOOD.
– LIMITED SCREENPRINT RUN
– FITS NORMAL