HEY KIDS are you sick of classic lines like this from your nan on christmas day?
‘Why can’t you play nice music, like that Michael Buble?’
‘What is it? Deaf Metal?’
‘It’s just screaming rah rah rah I don’t know how you listen to it’
‘I’ve shit myself’
WELL avoid any confrontation by wearing this HIP christmas sweater which I have made to fund me buying Christmas presents for other people. It’s got a giant burning church* on the front and says MORE BLAST BEATS on the back, because NOTHING says CHRISTMAS like ecclesiastical arson☨
Limited to 50 because it’s absolutely dumb.
*its actually a guitar shop.
☨please don’t burn anything down